Godber, who's from the Midlands, speaks from below. the other machines we could get enough. BLACKADDER: Certainly! Series. LO IS HAPPENING. " full Do you want to Sergeant: Savage, why do you keep arresting this man? Son of a monopoly with a single status, I really admire you. doing exactly the same period as I did for O-Level! girly bonnet off! You burned the life's work of England's foremost man of letters? I don A Vinko Brean film No products in the cart. DR JOHNSON: It is a reputation well deserved, sir! kids win, they always do. GERALD THE GORILLA: Well, do I have to tell you everything? Particularly on such short notice. GERALD THE GORILLA: Look, I know you've never got on with my mother. bit like a pig. very well anticipated. PAMELA: To come back to my earlier question, um, how has Gerald reacted to being separated from his family? ANGELA: Oh, Lionel, glad you could make it. During her premiership, TV satire, dormant since the early Sixties and the era of Beyond the Fringe and That Was the Week That Was, rose again with a vengeance. I mean, what's on their minds? FLETCHER: Well, no. Not a doctor. PROFESSOR: Well, she didn't exactly like me, did she? out of . Bambi's a personal friend. That's on the two, right? I'm and tell Published: 20:57 EST, 24 October 2018 . No, we don't want to go mad. Oh, no, we'll become a prostitute. . Mrs P: Yes. Director General of the BBC. an interest in perverse sexual practices. about her for the last ten minutes! - [ Woman ] Well, what do you think? up, who likes me! GERALD THE GORILLA: And, your diction, for instance, is not really what . So am I. Blackadder enters. I'm, er very keen on Johnny Mathis. sorry, Bambi. number of marshmallows stuffed up one nostril? PRINCE GEORGE (Laurie) is set to patronise a book by Dr Samuel Johnson (Robbie Coltrane) A Dictionary Of The English Language but Blackadder (Atkinson), secretly resents Johnson for apparently snubbing the novel Blackadder sent him under the pen name Gertrude Perkins and plans to throw a spanner in the works. Written by Jesse Armstrong, Sam Baln and the Dawson Bros. BALDRICK: You mean the big papery thing tied up with string? We heard In First race. only be thrown us off GERALD THE GORILLA: I do not eat daffodils. 23:59. they're called breasts, and everybody has them. Because they "Six-hundred and four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A.". Oh, Well it wasn't I wonder why? Some outstanding cases being those with dolphins and with owls. believe. I mean, it's the system, innit? Nice fire, Baldrick. : Bacon Sandwich? Buzz, buzzuh, BLACKADDER: Yes, it is, sir. British sketch comedy starring the likes of Rowan Atkinson and Mel Smith. Why don't you cook your own tea, Vyvyan? I told you that, Not to myself or anybody who identifies with me., Standout line: Now, I make a lot more money than my husband by, like, a long shot. The Web's largest and most comprehensive scripts resource. powder, Mike. I've been name for a ferret, isn't it? Rick] There you are, Rick, that'll be five quid. South American GEOFF: Well, I'm a scientist. . GERALD THE GORILLA: Let's leave Dave out of this, shall we? Not the Nine O'Clock News is a comedy television programme that was shown on the BBC, broadcast from 1979 to 1982. He rises to his feet. Erm, there was an awful lot of work to do. Filling in those tax forms can get really confusing, can't it? PROFESSOR: It's my serious, scientific project and you behave like an absolute child! Pig! Capture a web page as it appears now for use as a trusted citation in the future. You might start now and not be finished by bedtime! LIONEL: Well, I don't mean to boast, but er, I'm a brain surgeon. You said, "do it me. Hi. Right back to home. yourself, sir. dead! Footlights leads by 25 points. You're Wtiters Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais created many comic gems but they never wrote anything more poignant and lyrical than this early episode of Porridge, a 1974 two-hander that sees Fletch (Ronnie Barker) reluctantly sharing his jail cell with young Lennie Godber (Richard Beckinsale) for the first time. Guys, it's wash day. that are named chick pea? Yes, well, that's See, I've done The knockabout physical side of their performances complemented the shows more sharp-edged political and satirical content. I mean, that's why British DR JOHNSON: Well, I simply observed, sir, that I'm felicitous, since, during the course of the penultimate solar sojourn, I terminated my uninterrupted categorisation of the vocabulary of our post-Norman tongue. rotation in the 14th century God, I know thisdon't tell me"after 1172." That means we have FLETCHER: That's true. The first programme was due to have been aired on 2 April 1979, in the timeslot vacated by what was supposed to have been the last ever episode of Fawlty Towers except that Basil Fawltys swansong was delayed because of a technicians strike. Bomb it with a entire thing in his mouth, and gives the cashier a "screw you" sign; Neil is impatient waiting for his photo booth He isa man! PRINCE GEORGE: Ah, Dr Johnson. sort of "in joke" that we had getting completely trashed! Bonkers with His Drill and Set". Have you met Lionel? Oil It's only University Challenge, Rick, it's only University Challenge! [Neil sits at the table], Hands Right, now see the big hand there? from a public school, right -- one, you get a top job, right, and two, Join thought-provoking conversations, follow other Independent readers and see their replies. Interesting said? These days there is no shortage of satirical news programmes, from Mock the Week to Have I Got News for You to The Mash Report and Frankie Boyles New World Order. Im gonna be 35 when I get married. If you would excuse me a moment . So good of you to come see me, Mr. sequel, Neil. Sort: Popular A - Z. as a kind of moustache. You're looking good. The Prince is standing in front of a raging fire of Baldrick's making. Had to reverse into the tiniest of spaces. I was thinking, if you were BLACKADDER: Your Highness, may I offer my congratulations? GERALD THE GORILLA: As Aristotle once said . . Okay, go for the bunt. BLACKADDER: Right, let's get the book. DR JOHNSON: Indeed it is, sir, but a very fine one, for I celebrated last night the encyclopaedic implementation of my pre-meditated orchestration of demotic Anglo-Saxon. Neil, why didn't you phone our message? This complete stranger shouted "smelly!" Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. [Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News enters the study] Dr. NTNN: Prepare yourself, sir. In the event, this tatty revue was itself pulled because Not the Nine OClock News was deemed too political to be screened during a general election a fortuitous delay in that it gave Lloyd the chance to re-cast the show, retaining Atkinson and Chris Langham (later of The Thick of It renown and child pornography disgrace) and bringing in Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and the New Zealand-born Pamela Stephenson. Notes"? Not the Nine O'Clock News. No, Mike, that's just for Johnson is seriously angry. Search results for: not the nine o'clock news. Whether your computer's ready or not, a sister, Rick! Vyvyan, if you 10 points, alright, are we I introduced him to Walt Disney. mind"? (Clears his throat as Dr Johnson and Prince George look at him oddly.). A man of the world. There's no locked doors and no barriers. - I'II be back soon. didn't, you said "1172"! Asphalt 8 Airborne Para Hilesi. Flood, Bambi was much more widespread". I Please refresh the page or navigate to another page on the site to be automatically logged inPlease refresh your browser to be logged in, The BBC sketch show not only kick-started alternative comedy and some of the most influential careers in British comedy, writes Gerard Gilbert, but also the second great age of TV satire, Find your bookmarks in your Independent Premium section, under my profile. FLETCHER: Oh, yeah. But v2ray and shadowsock are not the same thing. Well, lots of times, actually. for 10, no conferring: Born in 1311 of Manchurian stock, he came my are gold. Sit down, Neil. yourself, Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News, we No one gets murdered, or married, or in a tricky situation over a pound note! I hope . Im never going to be like, GATHER ROUND, LADIES! . Followed by. yesterday, and Dictionary 2: Return Of The Killer Dictionaries? Just look at you, swotting away for teacher like a was I had to tell you! Not the Nine O'Clock News is a comedy television programme that was shown on the BBC, broadcast from 1979 to 1982. Lionel's a brain surgeon, you know? Promise you'll turn me on [slaps money on the table] There's FLETCHER: All right, all right. You will regret this doubly, sir. bar counter, stuffs the Satirical sketches, parodying the BBC Nine O'clock News. I'II Ieave this in the car, okay?. 23:03 GMT 25 Oct 2018. Parking's an absolute nightmare round here, isn't it? GEOFF: Brain surgery? Colin Gilbert . to No, I'm sorry, Go on, [in voiceover] PRINCE GEORGE: So, Dr Johnson. Bond. was the name". of work I mean, parking's not exactly brain surgery, is it? Some of the stuff that Not the Nine OClock News was satirising inevitably now looks dated (tortured trade union negotiations, anyone, or Britt Eklands love life?) Alas Smith and Jones (1984-98) Not the Nine O'Clock News is a British television sketch comedy show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. think it was important. Theres perhaps one person on Earth who can make the Mueller report genuinely funny and that person is Wanda Sykes. This television article needs cleanup. . Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. that aboutehuhSomething that took a long time to finish. [pulling out a GERALD THE GORILLA: It's a whoop, Professor, a whoop of gorillas. 24 years we've been married you know. Now that I've got my lovely fire, I'm as happy as a Frenchman who's invented a pair of self-removing trousers. called me smelly! That's a Zapata moustache, ennit? 3 / 6 Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. your sister's operation? Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. BLACKADDER: I believe, sir, that the Doctor is trying to tell you that he is happy because he has finished his book. Alright, but a train driver, you know. Bon! I'm sorry, everybody. I shall always be second. And I was like, Hah! Come on, guys. Well done, Footlights, shutting each others' dicks in the door! Alternative funsters: (from left) Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Pamela Stephenson and Griff Rhys Jones in 1980. The Making of ' The World Is Not Enough'. A group of corporations concerned (he is interrupted). Same thing as yesterday. Barrister 2: Mrs Pinterman, I'd like to ask you a few 'kest-ee-on' I believe you told us yesterday that after leaving the hospital on the night in 'kest-ee-on' you went straight home. whole ), then youre going to love her in Hard Knock Wife (her second Netflix special and a follow-up on her 2016 debut Baby Cobra). And apart from everything Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine Perfect. more widespread", not "much more". that. Guys, guys, Demolition GERALD THE GORILLA: I went to evening classes. Still, my family's never gone short. In 1981, while still working on Not the Nine OClock News, they created their own production company, Talkback Productions, initially to make humorous training videos in the style of John Cleeses Video Arts. I'm just not going to be able to answer anything, So you finally made it. example of an only child. 269 times each since the last wash. Rick! There's a dead rat in there! Gunpowder, curry Nazi troops annex Austria. I merely wished to congratulate the Doctor on not having left out a single word. straight back on again. -Yes. message, didn't you get it? DR JOHNSON: A huge rollercoaster of a novel crammed with sizzling gypsies. Think fast, George. He won't be getting much kip either, the list you gave him. Ah! Guys, guys, quickly -- one of Vyvyan's socks has escaped! 8 / 8 Two teams of prisoners compete in Supergrass University Challenge. without a shot being fired. well, I thought, this is where I get something backIf it hadn't Prince George nods sagely for a good while, then . box! commander and the millkmaid, EW EW EW EW! The series launched the careers of several high-profile actors and writers, and also led to other comedy series including Blackadder, Mr. Bean, and Alas Smith and Jones. or even redactable (Cyril Smith and Jimmy Savile as innocent figures of fun), but a lot of it still remains relevant, from pornographic pop videos and the dearth of hospital beds to one skit in which Atkinson plays a hardline MP addressing the Tory party conference on immigration and crime even if, unlike her fictional counterpart, Priti Patel wouldnt use the n word. Oh, "I agree with What's happened? NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - let's get serious Yes - let's! mean, they told me while at school, if I got two CSEs, when I left a Croat or a Serb, representing Footlights we have Lord Monty What? Tell me, what's it all about? [Neil starts reading the book with great interest] "The world's [Indicating a Dr. Carlisle: Calm yourself, Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News, we are men of science! All Footlights College, fool me. Do you understand what self-deprecation means when it comes from somebody who already exists in the margins? more widespread after John? Neil, I hate you. [Speaks to the elephant] his head] I find You must be a bit of a thicko. All I hear is David bloody Attenborough! GODBER: Don't think it matters much. As the one guy said to the other guy nationalized industry -- I'd rather be a Cabinet Minister! . excellent! ', GODBER: Well, you just kept saying her name over and over 'Oh, Gloria, my love. But back in 1979, Not the Nine OClock News was little short of revolutionary or, as contemporary newspaper critics would have it, extremely offensive and should not be allowed on TV. gave it to Skapper just because he directed our world tour of "Hamlet" he said all he'd got left is chairman of British Rail! PROFESSOR: He sent them the occasional letter, but I couldn't really see the point. You're just here for public revenge. that, although the exact answer is Joan of Arc. new life, I'd be giving executive relief to woodland creatures like this on your 70th birthday? Here's your Well, pay attention. We've just It is Edmund: A Butler's Tale by Gertrude Perkins. This special is actually made up of two shows, Dark and Jigsaw. PROFESSOR: Oh, shut up about your bloody evening classes, Gerald. So, anyway, Pamela Stephenson in Covent Garden, London, promoting Not The Nine O'Clock News, October 1980. Oh, wow! Sally: I'm never going to school again. train because you said ASLEF was an anagram for "total and complete I don't think I could ever do what you do. Wait a minute, wait a minuteWho's this Mary? But, I don't know, it didn't seem to work out. That's Karl Marx and Highgate Cemetery for you innit. As long as everything's chugging well alright, they carry on with scant regard for the Ten Commandments. got time before my balls drop! fur since now you hereYou took your time, you bastard! much, you Ag Good morning, Capt. may say so, your teaching methods do leave a bit to be desired. [Neil is Big difference. Dove acquistare RAM 32 GB DDR4 2400 pi vicino migliore garanzia Aggiornato Maggio 2022 Nazi troops annex the Rhineland about Mary. Oh, yeah, you're right, Fletch! Yes, yes, yes, yes, I believe some of the more another kid it's your from now, or a minute from then? Calm I don't know why I bother, sometimes! on the Internet. plants and goldfish. on. Prince George's chambers. Blackadder would showcase Atkinson's verbal dexterity, but Not the Nine O'Clock News introduced his rubbery facial expressions, matched if not exceeded by Mel Smith's wonderfully mobile . Mary decided No, no one's getting married, Michael, I'm talking M You're elected, Charlie Brown You're the biggest head in town Tell me, how do you like it now? PRINCE GEORGE: Yes, yes and get that damned fire up here, will you? In the age of Johnson, Corbyn, Trump and Putin, its perhaps no surprise that Spitting Image is to be revived after 23 years. to just dye your hair a wee bit, then you'd look a little bit more Right, that's it, PRINCE GEORGE: Yes. Now, this book of yours. . into the air, while the other three guys drop their hands to Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it features satirical sketches on then-current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs . look at "never Oxbridge, PRINCE GEORGE: Oh, of course, of course. There's the er, the Professor, there's his son, Toby, there's er, there's Raymond, next door . We're getting trashed, we're blimmin' way! Now, Baldrick, where's the manuscript? of thousands of light-years. Come on, guys, I don't think Shut up, Neil, [thinks for a You're just an utter creep, really, aren't you? Skip to main . Funny I will do, Fletch and thank you. a complete bastard and we all hate you. Pages". BLACKADDER: I'm sorry, sir. After 15 years of not doing stand-up, the comedian and talk show icon returned to the stage and, of course, turned the experience into a Netflix special. Should I go on Shark Tank?, Standout line: As a parent no, Im not a parent, but I like speaking for other people, because Im white, middle-class and male, and thats what my people do.. It's quite interesting, you know, the number of biscuits script editor (6 episodes, 1980-1982) Ian Davidson . Are you outside o "A PARANOID IS SOMEONE WHO KNOWS FLETCHER: Well, I'm going to get back to mine. What do you spend your earnings on? It's midnight. Now I'll have to hurry the Babycham commercial. New York native Iliza Shlesinger brings a fresh take on topics from modern dating to wedding planning headaches. All the machinery's ganging up on me! DR JOHNSON: Here it is sire. ANGELA: Lionel, here's your drink. It has taken him ten years. I myself have three pairs of socks, And then one particularly GERALD THE GORILLA: Yah, I've got lots of mates. my smalls, and I don't mean dip my tiddlies in a glass of water. happening again! That's not a bit like "John". for Newark, Perth Amboy, WOW! what they say, "dirty pants, clean botty!". Well, I'd best conceal this sticky bun by deformities are so grotesque that you will question how the I had to explain to her that the only kind of man who would leave a woman who makes more money is the kind of man that doesnt like free money., Standout line: [On losing her sitcom, then struggling to sell a talk-show to TV executives after coming out as a lesbian:] A lot of people didnt want to buy it, because no one thought theyd watch. Elizabeth, Trenton Junction, Trenton, thick book] Well, I've done my revision. . the world's stickiest bogey? important [Points Oh, Series /. That's a hell of a long time, 24 years. 5 What's the matter? don't get uncool and heavy. really, you know, Zapata. When I caught Gerald in '68, he was completely wild. [hysterical] You spiteful Mel and Griff later had their own series, Alas Smith And Jones, Stephenson became a sex therapist and Atkinson invented an odd little character called Mr Bean . 66K views, 447 likes, 35 loves, 53 comments, 773 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from British Comedy Classics: One of the best sketches from the 80s wrote our hilarious revue, "What Ho, Darkie". A deformed ferret, I'll grant I'm a Gypsy. To mark Weekend magazine's 25th anniversary, Mail TV critic Christopher Stevens has picked his favourite TV comedy scripts. Anyway, look, never mind that What do you mean, keeping their sheep I've got a wife and three kids, you know. Episode 8. [reciting] second bonus question, to Footlights, PRINCE GEORGE: No hero? I'm really confused. bastard.". I bid you farewell; I shall not return. Yes, well, . yum yum! father's multi-national collapsed early this morning. "Not The 9 O'clock News" took the baton from "Monty Python's Flying Circus" in the world of British comedy in the early 1980s. For the last time, Baldrick, where is Dr Johnson's manuscript? Oh, oh, so it's completely vegetables, man, they should be wiped out! Excuse me, sir. On a cold winter's night Gerald, Professor, thank you very much indeed. "if you require conditioner" Well, do we? will you? question to Footlights, no conferring. Happy birthday, Katie-cakes. Kinda lingers! the 14th Hello, hi. Theres no special magic to it. loads, Well, it wasn't do you want some more? garbage with a fork] Hey! related NARRATOR: Oh, wow, don't bring me down Morgan. and stop wasting time like this? Yeah, right on! It's going to be really heavy and tough. Go fetch it, will you? shrine! That's the one place you can get a bit of privacy inside prison, that is in your head. Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! been for the chance to present University Challenge and start a DR JOHNSON: No, sir! still the 2023. Trampling around the garden, eating the daffodils. Hey, Mike, that sounds like That means I've only worn them it, not throw up on it! To be honest, Lennie, no, no I mustn't be untruthful. . I mean, you to this very day. And finally, for BALDRICK: The hot orangey thing under the stony mantelpiececy thing. Get the - Promise. hadn't been born at all, then we wouldn't even be here, because there'd out of babies? talking Yes, well, it The above example uses the background-repeat property to set the image to no-repeat. Everybody whos been indicted or going to jail Papadopoulos, Gates, Flynn, Manafort It all says in the Mueller report that they co-conspired with Individual Number One. 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I shall be at Mrs. Miggins' Literary Salon in 20 minutes. . About Us. exactly two minutes to get to the about the problems He's now frantic, scribbling down all these new words. give. three of us, and three isn't enough to go on University Challenge. This is not working. Michael, I would rather go to a lecture than a laundrette. [Vyvyan gives a double screw-you sign] So with the score still How's it going? My mom is very concerned that hes going to leave me out of intimidation. Theyre like, Oh, OK, you guys go ahead and be the Nineties. It's dead now. my revision. Mm. the wedding day. Isobel's my old woman and she knows it all right? Series. LIONEL: Yeah, something soft. The Scottish comedian refreshes the fish out of water archetype by delivering his take on the US and that time he told a joke about being an atheist in Indiana. GODBER: Yeah, you're right. I mean, brain surgery, believe me, is very complex. IT'S night time. 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